“According to the report by Susan, Dr. Smith is a mad scientist.”
In what appears at first to be a late 80’s/early 90’s entry in the long running Molester Train series (3 previous entries of which were brought over here by Pink Eiga as Groper Train: Wedding Capriccio, Groper Train: Search for the Black Pearl and Sexy Time Trip Ninjas), sexy “Michelle” (Shoko Kudo) enjoys a ride on the morning bullet train where she gets felt up by an unseen fellow passenger. A scream breaks out, and she discovers a businessman in horrible underwear holding an obvious hot dog in hand (in the ridiculous language of the film, clearly meant to represent his private parts), and a girl wiping come from her mouth – that’s right, she’s a serial blowjobber.
Kudo attempts to give chase but fails, resulting in an upbraiding from her still attractive older boss “Susan” (Satomi Shinozaki) for not only failing in her duty as an undercover vice squad policewoman and “professional pervert investigator”, but getting molested herself in the process. Yep, that’s the kind of film this is.